Stefania was born in Milan, Italy on Halloween night, October 31st, which I absolutely dig. I’m looking forward to many years of birthday cake and viewings of “It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.” She spent a year in Orlando Florida working for Disney, in the Italian Pavilion, her favorite soccer team is AS Roma and she cooks like nobody’s business.
Catch Phrase: “Hey Man!” (usually said right before she’s going to call me out on something.)
What Makes Her Laugh: Alberto Sordi flicks.
Idiosyncratic trait: Can’t stay awake for any movie. Not even a hot mess of noise like “2012″ could keep her eyes open.
First MP3 she sent Greg: “Innuendo” by Queen
English Proficiency: Excellent
Olympic Boxing Weight Class: Light flyweight
Boxing Record: 1-0 [KO]
————————————————————————–
GREGORY:
I’m Gregory. I write this blog, so blame me for everything. I was born in Cleveland, Ohio two days shy of July 4th. Since July 2nd is the day America actually gained it’s independence, I figure we’ve got two holidays covered. I graduated from Norfolk State University in Virginia, an HBCU (Historically Black College and University) and I totally dug all 3 seasons of the Nickelodeon cartoon series “Avatar: The Last Airbender.”
Catch Phrase: “Uffa…” (usually said when things don’t go the Browns way. Said often.)
What Makes Me Laugh: Watching Stef watching Alberto Sordi flicks
Idiosyncratic trait: Talks and laughs WAY too damn loud.
First MP3 I sent Stefi: “Nick Of Time” by Bonnie Raitt
Italian Proficiency: Pathetic. Seriously. …Just, pathetic.
Olympic Boxing Weight Class: Super Heavyweight
Boxing Record: 0-1 [knocked the f**k out.]
————————————————————————–
US:
First Met: Meetic.com. Thank you Al Gore for the internet.
First Met Face-To-Face: Fox back-lot, building 59 outside room 107.
Where we got Engaged: Pinacoteca di Bera Art Gallery in Milan
Where we had First Fight: Pinacoteca di Bera Art Gallery in Milan (three days later!)
Idiosyncratic Trait: Have fantasy mischievous boy named, “Rocco”
————————————————————————–
ROCCO:
TBD – We’ll see….

Rocco spotted in Norfolk, Virginia dressed in “Bloods” colors with bandanna & shades, doing drive-by’s with a Super Soaker in a Prius. He looks more like Calvin Hobbs than Calvin Hobbs!
(Sad thing is that is probably what my future great-nephew will look like!)
Ha! You’re insane! THIS is why I love you. hahahaha!